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• Krusty: So, uh, Milhouse, know any knock-knock jokes?
  Milhouse: [crying] I want to go home!...
• Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
  Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork.
  ..gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa....
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -- we take the White Man alive.
  Bart: All right, Thinks Too Much: it shall be so....
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse! How's the lemonade business? Milhouse
  It's clearly booming, Bart. [Lisa holds a glass] Lisa...
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....