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Bart: Okay, Milhouse, How Many Krusty Autographs Should I Put You Down For?
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Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you
down for?
Milhouse: A hundred!
Bart: Consider it done.
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
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