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Hercules vs. the Martians!
Martian: Welcome to our spaceship, mighty Hercules. Hahahaha.
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
Related:
My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 2...
At the KBBL Radio Studios, the announcer says: And, in order to keep our broadcasting licence, we devote Sunday night dead time to public service shows of limited appeal.
Episode: 8F05, Like Father, Like Clow...
The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights....
Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice in the world, do you ever wonder if God really exists?...
Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive....
Homer: Don't you know the story of Hercules and the lion?
Bart: Is it a Bible story? Homer: Yeah, probably....
What do you mean, "You've got a little job for me?" -- Hercule
A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
-- Lisa Simpson on Krusty the Klown, "Like Father, Like Clow...