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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?
  I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week....
• Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
  Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson....
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
  In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
• Lisa: Aunt Selma? Selma: [grunt] Lisa: Do you think you'll ever married?
  Selma: [sadly] Oh, I don't know. [perks up] Why?...
• Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
  Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Lisa: If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone!
  Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost....