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• You may be redneck... if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
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  } Lisa: {No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming him, eh?...
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• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Lisa: The people who deserve it are on the streets, and they're in the slums.
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• Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
  Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
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  Homer: [shoving the pony into the back seat] Of course! -- Buying "Lisa's Pony...