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• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• Okay Bart, we've got a lot of work to do on the car, so I'm going to pull you out of school for the next couple of weeks.
  .. -- Homer sets to work on the soap box racer, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Bart: Dad, I love you, but, you taught me to win. Home
  When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked it up somewhere. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Martin: What is the matter with you! Bart: It's my dad.
  Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV....
• Bart: Dad, aren't you coming? Homer: No! Marge: Now, don't pout.
  Homer: I'm not pouting. <You> are! -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
  .. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
• Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved The Simpsons!
  -- Homer thanks the author of `Fatherhood', "Saturdays of Thunde...