Brace Yourselves, Gentlemen. According To The Gas Chromatograph, The Secret Ingredient Is.

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Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the
secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing!
-- Prof. John Fink's attempt to discover the recipe for
a Flaming Moe, "Flaming Moe's"

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