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Brace Yourselves, Gentlemen. According To The Gas Chromatograph, The Secret Ingredient Is.
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Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the
secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing!
-- Prof. John Fink's attempt to discover the recipe for
a Flaming Moe, "Flaming Moe's"
Related:
Homer: The secret ingredient is -- Moe: Homer, no!
Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter children's cough syrup!...
He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $
6.95 for it. -- Moe Syzlak Flaming Moe'...
Martin: So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr.
A. J. P. Martin. Ms. K: [applauding] Oh, brilliant, Martin, brilliant!...
Kent: Next on `Eye on Springfield', a toast to Moe!
he Wizard of Walnut Street. Moe: The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the czar....
Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
-- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
Coming up next: An elephant who never forgets... to brush!
-- Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'...
Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
Whoa! T and A!
-- Bart catches a glimpse of `Eye on Springfield's story on bikinis, "Flaming Moe'...
Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's] All: Barney!
Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?...