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• Coming up next: An elephant who never forgets... to brush!
  -- Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is.
  .. Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing! -- Prof....
• Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met!
  [pounds on Grampa] Betty: [walks in] What is going on in here?...
• Joey: Mrs. Krabappel, I really need my drumsticks. Ms.
  K: [lasciviously playing with the drumsticks] Come and get 'em... -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Now <that's> what I call a Happy Hour. -- Moe in bed with the waitress, "Flaming Moe'
• Kent: And we visit with heavyweight champion Dreaderick Tatum, who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.
  Tatum: That town is a dump. If you ever see me back there, you'll know I really [bleep]ed up bad....
• Moe: How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.
  .. Aerosmith! Aerosmith: Nah, I don't think so Moe, we're just hanging out, etc....
• Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
  Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe....