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Hey You, Stop Being... So Unsafe! Smitty! Safen Up!
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Hey you, stop being... so unsafe! Smitty! Safen up!
-- Homer tries to look busy,
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
Related:
You look sharp today, sir." "You looken sharpen todayen, mein Herr.
-- Smithers studies Sycophantic German, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
Man 1: You have been safety inspector for two years.
What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?...
Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad. Le
Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have erasers!...
Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing!
-- Homer fears the loss of his job, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
Burns: [recoils in mock horror] Oooh, the Germans are mad at me....
Horst: You will be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility in Hawaii, after which you will return at full pay.
Len: Oh, great! [general agreement from other employees] Man 1...
Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
Homer: Hee hee. Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst! Le...
Broker: Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.
Homer: I own stock? Broker: Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights....