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"You look sharp today, sir."
"You looken sharpen todayen, mein Herr."
-- Smithers studies Sycophantic German,
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
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Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
Hey you, stop being... so unsafe! Smitty! Safen up!
-- Homer tries to look busy, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad. Le
Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have erasers!...
Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
Burns: [recoils in mock horror] Oooh, the Germans are mad at me....
Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
Burns: [begging] Please sell me my plant back. I'll pay anything.
Horst: Isn't this a happy coincidence! You are desperate to buy, and we are desperate to sell....
Horst: You will be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility in Hawaii, after which you will return at full pay.
Len: Oh, great! [general agreement from other employees] Man 1...
Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us? [hands slowly go up] Man 1
Uh, me? Man 2: Right here. Man 3: I'm drunk right now!...
Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
Homer: Hee hee. Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst! Le...