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Homer: Yeah, Sure, For You, A Baby's All Fun And Games.
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Homer: Yeah, sure, for you, a baby's all fun and games.
For me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings.
Lisa: Doesn't Mom do that stuff?
Homer: Yeah, but I have to hear about it.
-- The duties of fatherhood, "I Married Marge"
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Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
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Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you....