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• Homer: Hey, why don't I apply at the nuclear power plant?
  I hear they pay pretty well. Marge: I don't know....
• Homer: Someday, I'll buy you a <real> castle. Marge
  You don't have to do that. Homer: Phew. Good. -- "I Married Marge...
• Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
  Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party....
• Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant? Marge: Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I had with the other kids.
  Homer: Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always did....
• Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
  Marge: Mm, I don't think so. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions....
• Marge: I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.
  Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about?...
• Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
  Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
• Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
  Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?...
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....