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Bart: Are There Any Jive-talking Robots In This Play?
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Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
Marge: Mm, I don't think so.
Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions.
[to Marge] Is there any frontal nudity?
-- How about nude jive-talking robots? "A Streetcar
Named Marge"
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Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
-- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
If I break, buy a new one! -- The talking Krusty doll, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'....
Marge: You won't be watching these cartoons any more.
Ever. Lisa: But Mom, if you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots....
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
Cool, she can fly! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Hey, look at me! I'm Blanche DuBois! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...