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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
• Lisa: You gotta hand it to Krusty. Homer: Yeah. Even with all his problems, he's still willing to do something unbelievably dangerous just to entertain his fans.
  All: Wow. Bart: Yeah, that's my Krusty. I got a feeling he'll be all right....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Marge: Grampa, could you do something? Grampa: I can dress myself.
  -- Asking Grampa to babysit the kids, "War of the Simpso...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Apu: It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you.
  Back in Ramatpur I was considered quite the gourmet....
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....