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• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh? Ba
  Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive Man"....
• At the KBBL Radio Studios, the announcer says: And, in order to keep our broadcasting licence, we devote Sunday night dead time to public service shows of limited appeal.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bill: At this rate you'll be broke in a month. The only thing left to do is.
  ..open a Clown College and train some regional Krustys....
• Teacher: [slowly] Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
  Bart: [cocky] Triangle. Teacher: Very good, Bart!...
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
• Okay Bart, we've got a lot of work to do on the car, so I'm going to pull you out of school for the next couple of weeks.
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