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• Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
  what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?...
• Kerny: To the library! Jimbo: Yeah! -- "I Love Lisa
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Oh, violin guy! [strolling violinist approaches] [tucks some money in the violinist's pocket] [to Lisa] What's your favorite song?
  Lisa: The Broken Neck Blues. Homer: [to violinist] Play on....
• You know, Dad, we've been watching a lot of TV lately.
  Maybe the Sunday after the Super Bowl we could hike up to the top of Mount Springfield....
• Homer: Aren't parents supposed to encourage their kids whenever they show talent?
  Marge: But gambling is illegal! Homer: Oh, only in 48 states....
• At the end of thirteen seconds of play, it's New England seven, Denver nothing.
  -- The football report, "Lisa the Greek...
• Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books! Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
  Bart: Oh... heh, heh... gotcha! [wink] -- in the library, "Dead Putting Society...
• Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years.
  They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them....