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• Waiter: Hello, I'm Marco, I'll be your waiter. Home
  Hello, I'm Homer, I'll be your customer. [Homer, Bart, and Lisa chuckle] Waite...
• Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
  [takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
• Gasp! Look at these prices! We could finally get rid of those termites for the cost of this meal!
  -- Marge reads the menu for The Gilded Truffle, "Lisa the Greek...
• Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the house?
  Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs] Home...
• Money comes and money goes, but what I have with my daughter can go on for eight more years!
  -- Homer, "Lisa the Greek...
• Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
  Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
• Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
  -- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better? Home
  That's right. My God, it's like there's some kind of bond between us. Lisa the Greek...