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• Daughter: Dad? Kent: Uh huh? Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy.
  Do a newscast about her. Kent: Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important news....
• Homer: Can you say Daddy? Lisa: Homer. Homer: No, sweetie.
  Daddy. Lisa: [pause] Homer. Homer: D'oh! -- Like son, like daughter?, "Lisa's First Word...
• See Maggie, those silver-and-blue guys are the Dallas Cowboys.
  They're Daddy's favorite team. And he wants them to lose by less than five and a half points....
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• Money comes and money goes, but what I have with my daughter can go on for eight more years!
  -- Homer, "Lisa the Greek...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....