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• Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
  Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy....
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Homer: Well, Lisa, it's daddy-daughter day, and Daddy needs daughter's picks.
  Lisa: Dad, I'm making the Chiefs my five-star silver bullet special....
• Homer: The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
  [tucks Maggie in] I hope you never say a word....
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
  Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
• Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
  Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
• Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Homer: [wobbly] Here you go, honey. [drops a can of Duff into a bag] That's about all the recycling *hic* I can handle today.
  Lisa: Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full bag....