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• Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dream
  me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty...
• Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern, home of the Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular!
  Barney: [surveying the buffet table] Whoa! Baloney!...
• Brent: We're live from the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, and Super Bowl XXVI.
  Today, we're going to be seen by people in one hundred and fifty countries, all over the world!...
• Brent: We've got ourselvs a special guest, actor Troy McClure, whose new sitcom is premiering tonight, coincidentally enough, right after the game!
  Troy: Thanks, Brent. My new show is called `Handle with Care'....
• Well, sir, we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show.
  .. -- Brent Gunsilman hosts the Super Bowl pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• At the end of thirteen seconds of play, it's New England seven, Denver nothing.
  -- The football report, "Lisa the Greek...
• Rev. Lovejoy: [surveys his congregation, one man and two old ladies] Well, I'm glad &l
  ome> people could resist the lures of the big game....
• Homer: Buffalo is going to win. Lisa hates me. [sobs] Ma
  Whatcha got riding on this game? Homer: My daughter....