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• You know, Dad, we've been watching a lot of TV lately.
  Maybe the Sunday after the Super Bowl we could hike up to the top of Mount Springfield....
• Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate.
  Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out....
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• Well, sir, we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show.
  .. -- Brent Gunsilman hosts the Super Bowl pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
  Homer: Why didn't you say that before!!...
• Homer: Buffalo is going to win. Lisa hates me. [sobs] Ma
  Whatcha got riding on this game? Homer: My daughter....
• Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
• Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
  Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• McClure: That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all?
  How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years?...