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• Marge, it's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of that Mexican med school.
  -- Gregory, the masseuse at Rancho Relaxo, "Homer Alone...
• Lisa: Oedipus is the one who killed his father and married his mother Home
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• Troy: Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-Vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits.
  And after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer!...
• Why are they still called tennis shoes, even though few people actually play tennis in them?
• TENNIS PLAYERS cannot play with balls all day long
• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to play tennis in a closet.
• SQPWYC: Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayo
• Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
  [He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air] Home...
• I just play here.