Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
It's Times Like This I'm Glad I Flunked Out Of Dental School. -- Veterinarian, "Dog Of Death
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
The Simpsons
It's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of dental school.
-- Veterinarian, "Dog of Death"
Related:
Marge, it's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of that Mexican med school.
-- Gregory, the masseuse at Rancho Relaxo, "Homer Alone...
I want to be a veterinarian because I love children.
When you're dating you're so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me.
I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died?...
Postmaster General: The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.
Principal Skinner: I'm just glad I work in an elementary school. Episode: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday...
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. -- Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. Ovid (43 BC - 18 AD)
We'll all be glad when I figure this stuff out, eh?
Birth, school, work, death. About sums it up, I think.