First question. If I could be any animal, I would be (a) a carpenter
ant, (b) a nurse shark, or (c) a lawyer bird.
-- Ms. Krabappel administers the Career Aptitude
Normalizing Test (CANT), "Separate Vocations"
Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
Others may find out that life isn't fair... [turning bitter] in spite
of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter
to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth-graders while your husband runs naked
on a beach with your marriage counselor!...