Question sixty. I prefer the smell of (a) gasoline, (b) French fries,
or (c) bank customers.
-- Miss Hoover administers the Career Aptitude
Normalizing Test (CANT), "Separate Vocations"
Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
Others may find out that life isn't fair... [turning bitter] in spite
of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter
to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth-graders while your husband runs naked
on a beach with your marriage counselor!...
