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• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart the Love...
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Ned: Homer, I'm afriad I've got a bone to pick with you.
  Homer: Look, if it's about the camcorder, I <lost> it, okay? -- "Bart the Love...
• Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
  Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St....
• Homer: Come on, Flanders, there's gotta be _something_ you hate.
  What about mosquito bites? Ned: Mmm mmm!...
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Homer: I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the Simpsons and Flanders.
  If this were a more perfect world, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons....
• ound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing] Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
  If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise] just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller....