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• Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.
  Bart: Who's in there? Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog....
• I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world
  Doggie heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!...
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
• Marge: Homer, get a hold of yourself. Even if he [SLH] &l
  has> passed on, there's no reason to cry. Remember, doggie heaven?...
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
  Marge: What's that? Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur! -- "Dog of Death...
• Homer: So, little Lisa, apple of my eye: how are things down at the old schoolhouse?
  Lisa: I find this demeaning and embarrassing beyond my worst nightmares....
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....