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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world
  Doggie heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!...
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
• Homer: Hey, how come he [SLH] gets meat and we don't?
  Marge: You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly just snouts and entrails....
• Marge: Homer, we're on a tight budget, here. Promise me you won't get carried away.
  Homer: Yes, money. ... I mean, honey. -- Homer catches lottery fever, "Dog of Death...
• Marge: Bart's grades are up a little this term. But Lisa's are way down.
  Homer: Oh... We always have one good kid and one lousy kid....
• Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
  Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?...
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday. Homer: Gasp!
  My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would you?...