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• Bart: Is there a doggie hell? Homer: Well... Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell.
  Bart: Who's in there? Homer: Oh, uh... Hitler's dog....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth.
  [blows it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway....
• Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
  Marge: What's that? Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur! -- "Dog of Death...
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
  Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday....
• Grunting and slurping noises] Mindy: [mouth full] I can't believe we ordered so much!
  Homer: Oh, something's missing...ooh! One of the turkeys fell behind the bed!...
• Marge: Bart's grades are up a little this term. But Lisa's are way down.
  Homer: Oh... We always have one good kid and one lousy kid....