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• Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet.
  Homer: [jubilant] Ballet? Woo-hoo! Marge: [incredulous] You like ballet?...
• Marge: Homer, get a hold of yourself. Even if he [SLH] &l
  has> passed on, there's no reason to cry. Remember, doggie heaven?...
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart? Bart: Nah.
  He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach him....
• Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
  Marge: What's that? Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur! -- "Dog of Death...
• Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
  Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
  Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences....
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...