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• Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucy Arnaz-[something].
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• If you ask me, they're all winners! We'll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this.
  -- Troy McClure hosts the Miss American Girl Pageant, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Mrs. Simpson, I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only day-care in town that is not currently under investigation by the state -- Ms.
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• I have directed three plays in my career, and I have had three heart attacks.
  That's how much I care, I'm planning a fourth. -- Llewelyn Sinclair, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• If I break, buy a new one! -- The talking Krusty doll, "A Streetcar Named Marge
• Spock: "It is possible that I have brought my argument with Sarek to you, Captain.
  If so, I apologize. Picard: "Is it so important that you win one last argument with him?...
• Salt me. -- Homer, "A Streetcar Named Marge
• Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
  -- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...