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• McClure: That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all?
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• I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
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• Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
  -- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Salt me. -- Homer, "A Streetcar Named Marge
• Hey, look at me! I'm Blanche DuBois! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge
• Brent: We've got ourselvs a special guest, actor Troy McClure, whose new sitcom is premiering tonight, coincidentally enough, right after the game!
  Troy: Thanks, Brent. My new show is called `Handle with Care'....
• I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule"!
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