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• Hi, I'm Lionel Hutz, executor of Gladys Bouvier's estate.
  She left a video will, so I earn my fee simply by pressing this "Play" button....
• Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
  Marge: What kooky projects? Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing....
• Marge: Maybe I should've a nice calligraphy class.
  Wiggum: Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic! -- "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
  Marge: Mm, I don't think so. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions....
• Bart: What's that guy doing here? Hutz: Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney.
  I'll be defending you against charges of......
• I am not an easy man to work for. While directing "Hats off to Channukah", I reduced more than one cast member to tears.
  Did I expect too much from fourth-graders? The review [holds up a school newspaper] "Play enjoyed by all" speaks for itself....
• Ooh, he's going to win! -- Lionel Hutz observes the District Attorney, "Marge in Chai
• Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
  Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
  -- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...