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• I have directed three plays in my career, and I have had three heart attacks.
  That's how much I care, I'm planning a fourth. -- Llewelyn Sinclair, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Mrs. Simpson, I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only day-care in town that is not currently under investigation by the state -- Ms.
  Sinclair, administrator of the Ayn Rand School for Tots, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
  Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled film, "Pukahontas"....
• Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play.
  I also play Mitch! -- Conflict of interest? "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
  -- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• If I break, buy a new one! -- The talking Krusty doll, "A Streetcar Named Marge
• Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
  Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucy Arnaz-[something].
  -- Lisa, "A Streetcar Named Marge...