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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
  Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....
• Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
  -- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge, "I Married Marge...
• Homer: [sullen] Did you talk about me in therapy today?
  Marge: I don't think so. Homer: Tell me the truth!...
• Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
  The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...
• Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man!?
  Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings....
• Marge: Okay, the oven is cleaning itself, the autovac's on dirt patrol, and Maggie's enjoying her Swing-A-Majig.
  [said Maggie tries desperately to reach the "off" switch] I can't believe it....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....