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This Wedding Is Spinning Out Of Control. Can We Really Afford It?
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This wedding is spinning out of control. Can we really afford it?
I've already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when
I left prison.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
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To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob