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  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
  And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Ba...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
  Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
• Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
  You know why? Selma: No. Sideshow Bob: Go on....
• Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
  Homer: I am not! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...