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Alcohol Imcreases Your Ability To Drive." [looks Up The Answer] "False"!
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"Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer]
"False"!? Oh, man!
-- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto Show"
Related:
You failed every segment, and misspelled `bus' on your application.
-- Patty administers Otto's driving test, "Otto Show...
I can't pass that thing. I got a zero last time. This time, I'm hung over!
-- Otto dreads his driving test, "Otto Show...
Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....
Bart: What are you going to do, Otto? Otto: Oh, don't worry.
There's plenty of money out there for a guy who knows how to fake his own death....
Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes] Oh... -- Otto, "Otto Show...
Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
Bart: Otto-Man? You're living in a dumpster? Otto
Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line....
Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....