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Otto: Uh-oh. Better Fasten Your Seat Belts, Little Dudes!
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Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
Lisa: We don't have seat belts.
Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp.
-- "Otto Show"
Related:
Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out! [kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa
Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes....
Seat Belts, We don't need no stinking Seat Belts. -- Famous Last Word
Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
Fasten your seat belt.
Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer] "False"!
? Oh, man! -- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto Show...
Homer: Now just meet me back here after the show. Ba
Thanks, Dad. Sure you're not going to be bored? Home...