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  Just, just tell me what happened. Samantha: Well, Milhouse and I....
• Bart: Hey, Samantha, I'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house.
  Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian [School]....
• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
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• Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
  Other principals try to unload problem cases that way....
• Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
  Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!...
• Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
  Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...