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• Mr.Stanky: Samantha, you're my little girl, and sometimes my imagination runs away with me.
  Just, just tell me what happened. Samantha: Well, Milhouse and I....
• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
  Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....
• Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
  Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!...
• Bart: Hey, Samantha, I'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house.
  Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian [School]....
• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
  -- Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Bart: Milhouse has Bonestorm! [inside, Milhouse's hair is being blown back from the TV] Milhouse
  This is great...and all I've done is enter my name!...
• Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
  You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse....
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
  [they all walk past] Guys! [they jump in the pool, laughing and playing] Milhouse!...