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• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
  Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....
• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
• Mr.Stanky: Samantha, you're my little girl, and sometimes my imagination runs away with me.
  Just, just tell me what happened. Samantha: Well, Milhouse and I....
• Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
  Other principals try to unload problem cases that way....
• Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love? Ms.K
  Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone....
• Bart: How are we going to find her? Milhouse: She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
• Ms.K: I'm sure this is a little scary for you, dear.
  Samantha: Uh huh. Ms.K: So, why don't you stand in front of the class and tell us about yourself....
• Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
  Ms.K: I'm sorry, that would be playing God. Bart: God shmod!...
• This is the first time anyone has ever sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by twenty minutes!
  -- Martin, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...