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• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
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• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
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• Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?
  Homer: I'd say you're a lying scumbag! -- You did ask, after all, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
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  Bart: Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover....
• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
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• Lis, have I told you lately that I love you? -- Bart, after Lisa is offered $
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