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• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic repacity knows no satieties....
• Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
  You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
• Homer: Yeah, whaddya want. Marge: My husband by my side.
  Homer: You want fries with that? -- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge...
• Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
  You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand....
• Marge: A tattoo? Homer: A what? Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
  Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas....
• Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
  We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
• Marge: Homey! Get in the car! Lisa: This is where you belong!
  Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more! Marge+Lisa+Ba...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
  -- Marge cries at Homer's funeral (in Lisa's dream), "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...