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The Lord Is Veangeful. [falls To His Knees] Oh Spiteful One, Show Me Who To Smite, And He Shall Be Smoten!
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The Lord is veangeful. [falls to his knees] Oh Spiteful One,
Show me who to smite, and he shall be smoten!
-- Homer, "Homer the Heretic"
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The Lord is veangeful. [falls to his knees] Oh Spiteful One, Show me who to smite, and he shall be smoten!
-- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
-- God takes his leave, "Homer the Heretic...