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• Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, "Homer the Heretic
• Could this be the best day of my life? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic
• Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
  -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.
  Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Episode: Homer the Heretic
• Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
  } Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad....
• angrily] Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and [brightly] come again!
  -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic...