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• Radio: I hope you're somplace warm. Homer: You bet your sweet.
  .. [looks around to make sure nobody's around] &l...
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
  Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
• Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
  Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
• Homer: Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here.
  [scratches and looks around] Well, better make the most of it....
• Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
  Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay _the gas_ bill?...
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...