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Homer: Man, This Place Looks Expensive. I Feel Like I'm Wasting A Fortune Just Standing Here.
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Homer: Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a
fortune just standing here.
[scratches and looks around]
Well, better make the most of it.
[burps]
-- Homer in 3D land, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
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