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Angrily] Mr. Simpson, Please Pay For Your Purchases And Get Out And [brightly] Come Again!
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[angrily] Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and
[brightly] come again!
-- Apu, "Homer the Heretic"
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