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• Hot Dog!: Frank Furte
• Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen -- please.
  We have a major break in the case. We recovered the burglar's hankerchief from one of the crime scenes....
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
• Apu: [grabs a tofu dog off the grill] Quick, quick, no time to cook them -- they will plump in my stomach.
  [quickly eats the hot dog] [drinks some beer quickly and burps] [spots a pretty woman] Hello, beautiful....
• Announcer: Our $50,000 home video finalists are...
  Man Breaking Hip. [sound of bowling pins, followed by a scream] Home...
• Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
  [She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
• What's the opposite of a Hot Dog? A Pup-Scicle.
• Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy, do your dirty sinful business.
  Ned: Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there ....